Dirty Dan That Guy

Dirty Dan That Guy

Favorite films

  • Titanic
  • Coming to America
  • Watchmen
  • Django Unchained

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  • Last Breath

    ★★★

  • Honeyland

    ★★★★

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★

  • The Medium

    ★★★★

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  • Last Breath

    Last Breath

    ★★★

    Last Breath (2025) dives deep into a real-life North Sea disaster, plunging you into a world of suspense and claustrophobia. Directed by Alex Parkinson, the film follows diver Chris Lemons (Finn Cole) as he faces a life-or-death situation 300 feet underwater with oxygen running out fast. Cue the dramatic ticking clock.

    Woody Harrelson brings his usual sardonic charm as Lemons' seasoned crewmate, while Simu Liu adds the perfect balance of stoicism. The tension is so thick you might forget to…

  • Honeyland

    Honeyland

    ★★★★

    Honeyland is a quiet, stinging masterpiece—much like the wild bees its resilient heroine, Hatidže, tends with care. Set against the raw beauty of North Macedonia, this documentary hums with an aching intimacy, following the last female wild beekeeper as she balances tradition, survival, and an encroaching modern world that doesn’t quite grasp the poetry of “half for me, half for you.”

    The film is as unvarnished as the cracked earth Hatidže walks, yet as rich as the honey she harvests.…

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

    Two stars for "Captain America: Brave New World" - and honestly, one of those stars is purely for Harrison Ford's magnificent transformation into the Red Hulk, which was worth the price of admission alone. Like watching your grumpy uncle discover his inner rage monster after one too many political debates at Thanksgiving.

    Anthony Mackie does his best as our new Captain America, bringing genuine charm and charisma to the role. He's particularly compelling when he's getting thoroughly beaten up -…

  • The Medium

    The Medium

    ★★★★

    This film doesn’t just creep under your skin—it burrows, festers, and leaves you questioning every shadow in your home. The Medium is a slow-burn nightmare that starts as a chilling documentary and descends into pure, unrelenting horror. The unsettling atmosphere builds with a suffocating grip, leading to a final act so chaotic and terrifying it feels like you’re trapped in a fever dream from which you’ll never wake. If you think you’re ready, you’re not. Watch it… if you dare.

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