Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  Miss Congeniality meets The Thing

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Wtf did I just watch

Popular reviews

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  ½ Watched 23 Nov 2020

  Lord please end this nightmare of a franchise

  
  I know this one hasn’t even come out yet but I can sure as hell guess the plot. 
  Judging by the title “dominion” - man's attempt to establish control over nature.

  
  This film will just recycle from the last movies. It will be nothing new or interesting.
  The dinosaurs will want to take revenge on mankind I’m assuming judging by the subtitle. 

  There be some action sequences in which people get eaten.…

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★ Rewatched 25 Jul 2023 6

  Barbie has turned political 
  ‘Weird’ Barbie (played by actress Kate McKinnon) is a great premise, a sort of wisecracking Barbie-savant; Ryan Gosling inhabits the character of Ken with an infectious speech  and Margot Robbie is, as ever, a joy to watch on screen, utterly authentic and suitably endearing. I mean she is Barbie. 

  
  The premise of Barbie, directed by Greta Gerwig, is simple. Barbie and Ken, played respectively by Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling, exist in the hot pink and…