Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lucy 2014

  ★½ Watched 01 Jan 2024

  Soundtrack made up primarily of the top 15 copyright free songs you can find on YouTube in the first search

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  Leave the World Behind 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Dec 2023

  I wish every tesla would exploded simultaneously

Popular reviews

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  Lady Ballers 2023

  ½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  Holy shit this is copium opus
  Thanks YouTube for shoving this down my fucking throat with like triple unskippable ads and like 2 on the sides of this hot pile of repulsive feces, but given it's YouTube I can't say I'm surprised.
  Fuck daily-wire.

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Jun 2023

  If I had a dollar for every multiverse movie I've seen with bagels having plot relevance I'd have two dollars, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

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