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  A Separation 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  I hate everyone, I love everyone, I understand everyone

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  Bee Movie 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  A human woman gives fuck-me eyes to a bee, gets in a plane, and recreates 9/11. A five outta five is too low

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  My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 2023

  Watched 04 Mar 2023

  How many fucking Greek weddings does one family need

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  nothing, except everything. 2023

  ½ Watched 01 May 2024

  Proof you can't buy talent.

  It's like if a car company tried to turn the "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real" tweet into an ad for lexapro

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