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  Wicker Park 2004

  ★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Rose Byrne single white females Diane Krueger. Josh Hartnett vanilla skies himself.  The director tries to Mulholland drive the whole thing. And then Coldplay needle drops at the end. So freaking bizarre.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  I don’t get all the fuss about this movie it feels they make this exact same movie every couple of years.

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  My gay ass boyfriend got a full boner watching a super tight close-up of Nicole Kidman’s face while she was being jerked off on the floor. We truly came to this place for THE MAGIC.

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  Nightbitch 2024

  ★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  This movie doesn’t fully trust you to have eyes or a functioning brain. Every single character has the compulsive need to explain in excruciating detail what they’re doing, why they’re doing it, how it makes them feel, and what it means in the grand scheme of things. Bitch, please…

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