Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Here 2023

  ★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  The mossiest movie of 2024.

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★ Watched 15 Nov 2024

  This isn't an actual movie. This is optimized horseshit. The most contrived thing I've ever seen.

Popular reviews

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  Special Correspondents 2016

  ★ Watched 06 May 2016

  Absolute fucking garbage, start to finish.

  Ricky Gervais should re-watch his final episode of Extras.

  I'm actually offended by how awful and stupid and badly-written and ill-conceived this is.

  Avoid at all costs.

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  The Blob 1958

  ★★ Watched 07 Apr 2017

  Insufficiently blobby for most of the running time.