Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ten Inch Hero 2007

  ★ Watched 21 Apr 2021

  I watched this for free on youtube, and I still want my money back.

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  Dread 2009

  ★★ Watched 01 Oct 2020

  The Clive Barker short story this is based off is one of my favourites but man, this is nowhere near as good. And there's a weirdly Hot Topicky edgy tryhard sort of vibe to it which just becomes deeply irritating after a while.

Popular reviews

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  If You Had Been the Moon 2009

  Watched 16 Oct 2018

  One of the Youtube comments for this film just said 'We all know why we're here' which....yes.

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  Aries Spears: Hollywood, Look I'm Smiling 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jul 2018 1

  Duuuude, what the fuck? She can't do that, man, this is your space, this is your area. She's violating your right to privacy!

  He's so good. Could've dropped that music video bit at the end no sweat, though