Cait Hall

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my ratings are completely inconsistent and can be entirely based on the mood i was in when i watched it🤷🏼‍♀️

Favorite films

  • Bram Stoker's Dracula
  • The Princess Bride
  • Labyrinth
  • The Virgin Suicides

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  • The Autopsy of Jane Doe

    ★★★★

  • Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    ★★★½

  • Resident Evil

    ★★★½

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★

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  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    ★★★★★

    FUCK. “it's that thing when you're with someone, and you love them and they know it, and they love you and you know it... but it's a party... and you're both talking to other people, and you're laughing and shining... and you look across the room and catch each other's eyes... but - but not because you're possessive, or it's precisely sexual... but because... that is your person in this life. and it's funny and sad, but only because this…

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★★

    gut-wrenchingly ruined me and i came out of it repeating the call my by your name quote in my head because no matter how devastating a relationship leaves you, your emotions and your memories are a part of you. “we rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster than we should that we go bankrupt by the age of thirty and have less to offer each time we start with someone new. But to feel nothing so as not to feel anything - what a waste!“

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  • The Autopsy of Jane Doe

    The Autopsy of Jane Doe

    ★★★★

    bro why was her bush trimmed so perfectly if she was from the 17th century

  • Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    ★★★½

    ANOTHER CHICK WITH A FUCK ASS BOB???

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ½

    i’ve never seen a film so performatively pretentious and still manage to have barely any substance to it at all. every time an interesting concept or theme was introduced it was stripped of all depth and interest and instead i had to watch three hours of a narcissistic man who hates his wife. i’ve seen this film before this is nothing exciting or new. without sounding like a dull feminist - every woman in this film was used as a…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    ok bong joon ho we get it you’ve seen nausicaa