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  • Luca

    ★★★★

  • Elemental

    ★★★★½

  • The Little Mermaid

    ★★★★

  • The Whale

    ★★★★★

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  • Elemental

    Elemental

    ★★★★½

    Man people really expect a CHILDREN’S film, meant to help other kids begin to grasp the incredibly complicated topics of racism, immigration and xenophobia (and how love can conquer them all), to somehow encapsulate all the intricate complexities of racial inequality including a comprehensive rendition of historical atrocities WHILE telling a unique story kids will love… in under like two hours. Yes, I’m sure it can be done, but you’re going to get one of those movies from a perfect…

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    ★★★★

    James Cameron was right, if it’s not taking place *underwater*, it won’t look *underwater*. 

    Other than Sebastian’s terribly forced accent - it’s a decent remake that’s true to its source material with even better storytelling. The motives are actually real and the relationships finally make sense, although I will definitely miss the iconic “bUt dAdDy i lOvE HiM!”.

    Some technical hiccups (of many):
    - Each one of triton’s kids is a different ethnicity (so he be fkin for real) but…

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  • The Whale

    The Whale

    ★★★★★

    The fact so many pretentious (and likely fellators of cishet white male coming-of-age garbage) find this movie and it’s metaphors “too surface level” (completely bypassing all deeper interpersonal and social commentary) - after likely also just arguing the reason they like Fight Club is WAY deeper than all the other guys you’ve dated - should tell you that this movie is worth it’s weight. (Ha)

    It’s ok to just *feel* certain work. People think a good movie is one you…

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