Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Dolittle 2020

  ★ Watched 13 Feb 2020

  Where to start? I don't fully remember this obscenity of a film, but luckily I have notes so I can try to piece together what I remember. Dolittle starts with an opening montage that is basically just the first few minutes of Up that everyone remembers with worse animation. RDJ looks just as bad as you've come to expect with the creepy CGI deaging effects. There are also a few weird moments where you can clearly tell some of the…

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  Sinister 2012

  ★★★ Watched 10 May 2020

  The antagonistic demon is the laziest form of horror writing and I'm over it.

Recent reviews

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  Final Destination 3 2006

  ★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2020

  Tbh don't remember just logging

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  Final Destination 2000

  ★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2020

  Oops I never logged this

Popular reviews

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  All the Old Knives 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Jul 2021

  I could tell you what I thought about this movie but then I'd have to kill you.

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  Max Winslow and The House of Secrets 2020

  ★★ Watched 14 Jun 2021

  Part Willy Wonka, part Escape Room, all bad. The acting, dialogue, and plot are all atrocious in this piece of shit.