Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This was so fun, you guys are just mean.

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  Confusing how many villains there were! Sometimes it was a chicken. Sometimes it was a penguin. At one point the villain was a nun! Pretty good movie though.

Popular reviews

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  Se7en 1995

  ★ Added

  Thrillers should never be this boring.

  Good acting: Check
  Good directing: Check
  Killer soundtrack: Super Check
  Plot, character development, intrigue, actual writing, overall quality: Absolute garbage.

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  Neo Yokio: Pink Christmas 2018

  ★★★★★ Added

  Every time I recommend Neo Yokio to people and also espouse the glorious magnificence of Pink Christmas, they laugh. I feel like Kassandra, that Greek woman who knew the future but was doomed to have nobody believe her, but my gift is the knowledge of the excellent masterclass in cultural Marxist storytelling that is Neo Yokio: Pink Christmas and my curse is nobody fucking believing me.