The more I think about this the more I hate it. A glossy, dishonest and ultimately inconsequential little film.

If you look at this through the lens of reality then absolutely nothing in this film would happen. Not even Marky Mark can save it.

Mark Ruffalol

Hmmm. This never really gripped me, which might be down to the competitive origami contest going on in the row behind me. 

My instinct is if I rewatch this at home in a few months I might enjoy it a bit more, but at present I’m not convinced. A disappointment.

Oh and Nosferatu himself is fantastic, no complaints on that front.