Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Into the Woods 2014

  ★ Watched 31 Aug 2022

  I don’t know why this of all movies makes me so genuinely upset while also not remembering a single scene of it

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  Red Riding Hood 2011

  ★½ Watched 24 Aug 2022

  The most 2011 movie I’ve ever seen in my life

Popular reviews

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  Tall Girl 2 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2022

  I was kind of worried before this movie came out that it would actually be passable as a movie but I am very happy to report that this is somehow far worse than the first film and twice as funny, what a blast.

  2/10, should’ve been called “taller girl”

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  The Irishman 2019

  ½ Watched 26 Dec 2021 1

  Yes mortal Kombat is a better time than this movie

  
  Video essay coming soon

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