Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Cat in the Hat 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  I quote this movie daily

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  That is one olfactorily talented kid

Popular reviews

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  An American Haunting 2005

  ★½ Watched 06 Jul 2022

  The fact that the end credits are in comic sans tells you everything you need to know.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2023 1

  Emerald Fennell wants the viewer to know she’s smart enough to make references to classical mythology… but not quite smart enough to cohesively tie those metaphors into the story. I’m going to write an essay on how poorly she fumbled her grand Icarus/Minotaur set piece.