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  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice

    Imagine Michael Mann puts a laptop in front of you and plays a 1m30s clip of a long-haired mustachioed Colin Farrell moving rapidly on foot, by boat, and then by plane; The soundtrack bounces from Chris Cornell, to cuban songs, back to Chris Cornell - you watch it and go "oh hell yeah!"

    So then he says "I have another 87 clips just like this - put randomly together to make these 88 clips, a non-stop 132 minutes."

    He hits play.
    He pours you both mojitos (you're a fiend for mojitos).
    You whisper "oh hell yeah."

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