Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  My theater’s projector had a massive blue spot in the middle of the lens and a baby cried during approximately 2/3 of the screening and I don’t think I really would have liked the film that much more if those things hadn’t happened

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  The scrappy white guy has RGB fans in his gaming PC and has to set an alarm on his watch to remind him to go pee. I’ve never felt so seen before in my life

Popular reviews

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025 1

  The next time my friends make fun of me in the groupchat I’m going to host a potluck dinner to do this to them

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  The Avengers 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  can we finally talk about the tony stark “personal assistant to employee-wife” pipeline

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