After the successful and scandalous Snow White and the Huntsman, they made a sequel featuring a returning Thor and Furiosa. Surely that is guaranteed success? No. They underestimated the power of the Twihards and their dedication to Kirsten Stewart, I mean she is Bella Fucking Swan and she is missed here.
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Emilia Pérez 2024
I'm kinda baffled by the awards attention, it seems to be getting nominations for everything, just a matter of time before it wins best picture at the Oscars. The acting nominations are confusing me the most, none of the actresses are bad but there's no time during this where I went "damn these are the best performances of the year". Especially Selena Gomez because I feel she isn't given much to work with. Also why is Zoe Saldana getting supporting…
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Tarzan the Ape Man 1981
So here's how the game works, you take a drink everytime...
1. Tarzan sticks his ass and chest out
2. Jane says something thirsty
3. Jane bites her lip
4. Someone gets wet (interpret that as you will)
5. Everytime Jane's dad calls Tarzan a "son of a bitch"
6. You think an actor is in danger from one of the on set animals
7. Someone randomly fires a gun or cannon
8. There's slow motion
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Bronson: Fit to Be Free? 2023
If they don’t want to release Charles Bronson I think they should at least let him start a Tik Tok account.
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