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My Octopus Teacher 2020
He really wanted that octopussy.
I am the first person to ever make that joke.
In all seriousness, I’m not giving this a rating because I don’t know enough about documentaries. I know a little bit about cinema, so I do still have a bit to say about what does and doesn’t work for me.
Firstly, I love the focus on the eyes. The common, slightly cliched, phrase that often comes to mind in relation to eyes is that they…
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Death Becomes Her 1992
Meryl, you let me down.
Not everything about this film is bad. Just 99% of it.
I don’t even want to talk about the film at length. It’s misogynist shite so poorly written that it the lines that were meant to be funny never were, however there were many unintentionally funny lines in there. It’s so incredibly bloated, with so much tacked on bullshit that adds nothing, while the core of it is so tacky and unpleasant in a way…
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