I laughed harder at this movie than anything else I’ve watched in the last 2 years; totally “consumable” video game movie, and I enjoyed consuming it.
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65 2023
The fact that Adam Driver is an actual IRL father is astonishing to me, given how absolutely visibly awkward he is with the kids in this movie.
I’m happy to see the shorter 90 minute action format get play in theaters again, but I honestly thought we had stopped making “angry man stuck trying to save child who can’t speak the same language as him and ultimately is redeemed through surrogate fatherhood” movies.
Pros: Ariana Greenblatt was seriously great in…
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