Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  That booming score when Lazlo comes off the boat *chefs kiss*

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  Nosferatu the Vampyre 1979

  ★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  Zero tension, dull delivery of dialogue, boring.

  Unsure why rated so highly

Popular reviews

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  The Tree of Life 2011

  ½ Watched 20 Feb 2019 7

  Cambridge dictionaries definition of  ‘pretentious’ - trying to appear or sound more important or clever than you are , especially in matters of art and literature.
  I bought the criterion edition of this movie in the shops as it was the only copy they had. Why. Did. I. Do. That.

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  David Attenborough: A Life on Our Planet 2020

  ★★ Watched 11 Oct 2020

  David Attenborough, the eco-fascist, said “haha fuck you imma be dead when the world starts enveloping itself”
  - the argument that the world is overpopulated is rooted in racist colonial discourse. (Humans have always been, apparently, in a crisis of overpopulation ever since the Portuguese conquered South America)
  - governments and capitalist corporations that promote consumption need to be held accountable for their destruction of our planet (yes, I’m talking to you McDonald’s, Europe and the U.S)
  - Attenborough probably…