Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Picture This 2025

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This movie is pretty abysmal and totally fails as a romance but I gotta say Simone Ashley seems like she could be a star. A very good performance in search of a real movie.

  Hero Fienes Tiffin on the other hand is one of the worst going right now. All due respect. In some ways I'm glad he isn't in more of this but ultimately you kind of have to actually show the main relationship to make a successful rom-com. I guess maybe this ultimately was supposed to be about family? Dumb.

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  A Goofy Movie 1995

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Sunday Night Movies-Wallace Shawn

  This is a surprisingly horny kids movie.

Popular reviews

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  Because I Said So 2007

  ★ Watched 29 Aug 2022 1

  So awkward in parts my skin crawled right off my body and went for a walk. More disturbing and upsetting then 98% of horror movies. A hellish nightmare of phone calls and conference calls and voicemails and shopping and scarves and Uggs and polka dots and SO MANY PHONE CALLS.

  I pray Diane Keaton's character finds God.

  I had a great time.

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  Holiday in the Vineyards 2023

  ★★ Watched 18 Dec 2023 2

  I think 35% of this movie is literally about drywall. Whether this sounds too high or not will tell you a lot about whether you'll like this.