Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  River 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Fun movie, but the looping nature of this movie is oddly exhausting. Still a great time!

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Feb 2025

  An ENTP’s dream

Popular reviews

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  The Room 2003

  ★ Watched 05 Jan 2024

  Don’t touch me you MoUtHeR fUcKeR

  Tommy’s lines were so funny. But can you rate a movie based on unintended results? When I rate a movie, I try to judge based on what it’s trying to achieve and how successful it was in capturing it’s intentions imo. This movie failed on all counts. Buttttttt, there’s a 5 star comedy in here.

  1 star drama/thriller…

  Or…

  5 star comedy…

  Just don’t observe my rating. Then it can be both 1 star and 5 star simultaneously. Shit, you observed it didn’t you?

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  Thor: Love and Thunder 2022

  ★½ Watched 10 Jul 2022

  I would actually love a movie where Gorr is the protagonist. Give me THAT!

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