#1 Lone Ranger (2013) Apologist
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllPinned reviews
More-
The Little Mermaid 2023
What an absolute disaster of a movie. I was expecting it to be bad, but this was so much worse than I even imagined. And no, Ariel being black has nothing to do with it. Make no mistake, I watched this shit to the very end, just so I could properly tear this complete and utter dumpster fire of a movie a new one. Long story short, it does not justify its existence in any way at all.
Where do…
Translated from by
Recent reviews
More-
Mulan 1998
God, Disney is so good at making badass villains... -WAS, was, sorry, did I say "is"? No no, Disney *was* good at making badass villains.
Objectively, this is probably more of a 8/10, but as a half-Chinese Wasian, this movie struck a personal connection with me, so I'm giving it a 9. My review, my rules.
Translated from by -
Attack on Titan: The Roar of Awakening 2018
(This is a review of AoT Season 2)
Best plot twist in all of fiction (you know exactly which one I'm talking about)
Most iconic AoT opening song, most iconic moments in the show, and I would call this peak AoT if it weren't for Season 3 Part 2, but we'll get there
And omg, that scene when the Smiling Titan returns... chills
Translated from by
Popular reviews
More-
The Menu 2022
Just put the fries in the bag bro...
This is what happens when you're so obsessed with the supposed "art" of film-making that you completely lose sight of what actually fucking matters when you make a movie. If anything, the entire movie is a metaphor for how garbage the movie itself is and why. Too bad it's so on the nose and just painful to watch.
Sure, the cinematography is great, the dialogue is well-written, the acting is good, bla…
Translated from by -
