I'm going to keep this one short & sweet: this movie's kind of retarded. The plot is so paper-thin & full of holes & it's filled with unlikeable & stupid characters who I wanted to have killed by the end with a bunch of pretentious dialogue. Despite all the bullshit though, the cinematography is stellar only because of the fact that it's shot by Peter Deming & the scoring is interesting. There are some interesting elements present...but when reading the IMDB trivia page is infinitely…
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Gymkata 1985
Anytime I'm discussing film with anybody who actually cares enough to listen, I always tell them that there's a stark difference between a "film" & a "movie". A wonderful example of a film is Eraserhead. An example of a movie is this. This pile of dogshit is not in any manner what I would consider to be anything but a "movie". It's a repetitive, boring, brain-dead retarded exercise in my patience. I went into this movie expecting it to be at…
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Megalopolis 2024
I had the unfortunate opportunity to watch this for now the THIRD time last night as a friend missed out on seeing it when I was streaming it last week. I did pretty much the same thing I did last weekend, but this time? I was in bloody agony. Drunkenly watching this piece of shit again was not even funny anymore, except for a couple scenes with that bonehead Adam Driver & the perverted Shia LaBitch. It was just so fucking…
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Megalopolis 2024
Ok, so last night I got really drunk with my friends since they really needed to see this to believe it. I was laughing the entire time. It's actually worse the second time watching this pretentious bullfuck. It's still the worst pile of dogshit to release this year & Francis Ford Coppola should not be allowed near a camera ever again for the rest of his natural life. Seriously, I'm not being cute, I'm not being funny...if you genuinely like this movie, fuck you.
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