Hannah

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My devotion to movies is a trauma response

Favorite films

  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
  • Jurassic Park
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

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  • The Poseidon Adventure

    ★★★★½

  • Titanic

    ★★★★★

  • Scream VI

    ★★★★½

  • Flow

    ★★★★

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  • The Poseidon Adventure

    The Poseidon Adventure

    ★★★★½

    My man Ernest Borgnine

  • Titanic

    Titanic

    ★★★★★

    The gayest any woman has ever been is me going on about Kate Winslet’s Titanic hair and makeup

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  • Queer

    Queer

    ★★★★

    Contained all of my earthly fears: heroin, creepy crawly bugs, snakes, and gay people

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Zaslav tried to kill this movie over the Luigi moment