Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  last 3 movies i watched were absolute stinkers so i needed something i knew would hit

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  The Huntsman: Winter's War 2016

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  this movie should’ve been about once upon a time’s huntsman because he is the best huntsman and i love him dearly #justiceforgraham

Popular reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Feb 2025

  people really said avengers infinity war was the most ambitious crossover in history when 11 years earlier at world’s end gave us jack sparrow, elizabeth swann, will turner and hector barbossa uniting with an ancient sea goddess and pirate lords from all across the globe to topple the british empire

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  Sleeping Beauty 1959

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  snow’s white prince? USELESS! cinderella’s prince? FORGETS WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE??? belle’s prince? UGLY! prince phillip? BATTLES AN ARMY OF CROCODILE OGRE MONSTERS AND A DRAGON TO SAVE HIS LOVE ALL WHILE WEARING A DIVA FASHIONISTA RED CAPE!!!

  those other bozos need to get real

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