Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bravetown 2015

  ★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Kherington Payne is singlehandedly the coolest name I've ever heard.

  Anyways, the movie is just... bleh, really.

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  B-Girl 2009

  Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Seeing my favorite b-boy (legacy perez) made my day! It's a nice movie. Nothing bombastic, but endearing!

Popular reviews

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  Resident Evil: Death Island 2023

  ★★ Watched 26 May 2024

  The Villain is a whiny bitch and Claire and Jill don't make out. I'm so sad.

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  The Pirate 1948

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  Gene Kelly in delicious outfits, Judy Garland acting her ass off, and an unhingedly funny dynamic. It really doesn't get any better than this.

  Also, I'm Serafin for sure.

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