Cardris

Cardris

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  • Full Metal Jacket
  • 12 Angry Men
  • Shakespeare in Love
  • Harvey

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  • Verotika

    ★½

  • The Nice Guys

    ★★★½

  • Zulu

    ★★★★★

  • Crimson Tide

    ★★★★½

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  • Verotika

    Verotika

    ★½

    The good kind of unintentionally terrible. You can’t in good conscience give these movies 5 stars, but to be this bad they have to be genuine innovators and provide good entertainment.

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★★½

    Over the top and meanders, but you cannot deny the Crowe/Gosling duo. I can’t tell if the plot is intentional shlock or just bad.

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ½

    I have approximately one million things to say about this movie and none of them are positive. I’m insulted that Sir Ridley made this. Every single scene is a monument to how much better the original is compared to this gigantic piece of shit. All of the actors phone in their performances because how could you possibly pretend to care?

    A perfect metaphor for the deterioration in the quality of movies over time.

  • Moonlight

    Moonlight

    ½

    I turned it off almost exactly halfway through. I dunno, nothing happened and it was a total bummer. I get it, the guy’s life sucks, people bully him for being gay, and his parents are drug-addicted deadbeats. Ok. Why does this random family care about this kid? He’s the most boring main character I’ve seen on screen in a hot minute. The kid never talks. Zero personality besides being sort of polite and dead silent. 

    Why am I supposed to…

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