carlpell

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big opinions from a little bitch

Favorite films

  • Superbad
  • Annihilation
  • Jennifer's Body
  • When Harry Met Sally...

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  • Picture This

  • A Goofy Movie

  • 28 Days Later

    ★★★

  • Heartbreakers

    ★★

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  • Picture This

    Picture This

    If I wasn’t such a fucking moron, this would be my last ever viewing of a straight to streaming movie, because they’re all the same stupid garbage for brainless losers who are looking at their phones and need to be spoon fed basic tropes and illogical plots through terrible dialogue and hollow speeches that have the emotional resonance of a goddamn turd.

    Unfortunately I am a fucking moron so I’ll probably watch whatever piece of shit is released next month on Hulu or Netflix or Bloopie or Pixledoo or whatever the fuck. And it will make me just as angry as this stupid fucking movie did.

  • A Goofy Movie

    A Goofy Movie

    It is a goofy movie, I gotta give it to em for that !

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  • The Luck of the Irish

    The Luck of the Irish

    ★★

    wait y’all so what’s the message here is luck real or not should I be trying to find a gold coin to steal from a leprechaun or should I just like try harder help I’m lost

  • Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

    Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

    ★★★★★

    This is literally the only good movie about space.