carnage_candy

carnage_candy

I know enough about cinema to know that Barbie Swan Lake is it

(I pretty much rank everything highly. having fun is my main criteria)

Favorite films

  • Better Man
  • Snatch
  • Notting Hill
  • Moulin Rouge!

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  • 22 Jump Street

    ★★★★½

  • 21 Jump Street

    ★★★★

  • 30 Days of Night

    ★★★½

  • She's All That

    ★★★★½

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  • 22 Jump Street

    22 Jump Street

    ★★★★½

    man the end credit sequence alone just edges out the first one. dare I say I liked it better overall? I think I do dare. going into these films I thought they’d be everything I hate most about similar staples of the genre but I’ve enjoyed the ride immensely, this one had some really funny moments and the relationship between the two leads feels really genuine, it’s the cherry on top of the cake. I was familiar with some of the more iconic jokes but watching my friends witness them for the first time in the movie was a real treat too

  • 21 Jump Street

    21 Jump Street

    ★★★★

    this movie was way better than I expected it to be when I first watched it and it holds up even on rewatch. just really funny tbh

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  • Scream 2

    Scream 2

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★½

    I am genuinely quite annoyed at just how much I loved this movie. this movie felt like it understood the role of the songs in a musical - when a character has too many emotions to talk, they sing, and the song sequences felt really well planned around this, with some gorgeous cinematic sequences to boot!

    what I honestly expected to be an annoying gimmick - Robbie Williams as a chimpanzee - instead just. worked so well. and I’m really…