Carson J-R

Carson J-R

Favorite films

  • Midsommar
  • Paddington 2
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Pride & Prejudice

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  • The Gorge

  • The Addiction

  • Juror #2

    ★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    My mom’s review: “THIS IS A ROMANTIC MAN!”

  • The Addiction

    The Addiction

    All philosophy students behave like this she’s not a vampire 


    a lot of corpse genitals in this movie

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  • mother!

    mother!

    ½

    I know it’s a metaphor but no one is allowed in my goddamn house ever, no one can hold my baby, and male writers should be outlawed. This movie made me anxious and agitated from start to finish and the ending was a fucking horrible nightmare that I was not prepared for. Psychological thriller turned to horror in the space of the last fifteen minutes.

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★★

    Look, I’m just gonna say it, even though I’ve said it a thousand times, to anyone I meet. If I could only pick three movies to watch for the rest of my wretched little life, Midsommar would be one of them.

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