Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Argylle 2024

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  how dare they do a direct match cut without Henry Cavill and John Cena making out too. that’s actually just bad filmmaking let them kiss!!!!!!!!!

  “That’s your type??”
  “NOO!!!!!!!!”

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Wow this was so different from how I remembered the “you belong with me” taylor swift music video …

  The review on apple tv said “the romantic sniper monster movie you’ve been waiting for” which is objectively an insane sentence like WHO has been waiting around and begging for that extremely niche and specific movie request??? well! apparently, me in my subconscious ! bc idk why but this really called to me and I unironically loved it even though it…

Popular reviews

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  enemies to coparents (to lovers probably)

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  Renfield 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2023

  nicholas hoult playing a pale and sickly well-meaning monster who teams up with a badass woman and saves humanity (and his soul too in the process): warm bodies 🤝 renfield

  🧛🏻‍♂️🩸🖊️🐜🍪🪑👮🏻‍♀️

  
  
  

  (Best night of my life omg. got to go to the world premiere tonight and watch this in the same room as Nicolas Cage (who was like actually genuinely rocking zebra print skinny pants), Nicholas Hoult, Ben Schwartz, (no Awkwafina sadly), so many of the supporting actors, director Chris…