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I Saw the TV Glow 2024
Upon rewatch I'm still not entirely sure what the Sloppy Jane concert scene added to the plot and themes of the film but hey. It was cool
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Gone Girl 2014
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The scene where she slits his throat while he's still inside her and is drenched in a shower of his blood is something I think about a lot
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The School for Good and Evil 2022
If this ends up being good I will weep tears of joy and then make it my whole personality for the next week
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Blood and Chocolate 2007
Hugh Dancy has a higher kill count in this than in Hannibal
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