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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025 1

  None of that modern vampire pussy shit - blending in with humans, hide ur power level, afraid of garlic, etc.

  Bro immediately starts hornily teleporting around the place and gets his hog out. Respect.

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★ Watched 06 May 2024

  I don't really write reviews, but this film fucked me off to such an unexpected degree that I had to have a whinge.

  I found the first two-thirds of this film genuinely captivating. It was so well made, beautifully shot, gripping, tense, and engaging. The filmmakers deliberately avoided providing details about the politics and lore of the central conflict, but this was done cleverly enough that I believed it would eventually serve to build a greater overarching message or offer…

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