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  • A Zed & Two Noughts
  • The Devils
  • The Garden
  • A Man Escaped

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  • Mickey 17

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  • Conclave

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  • Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

  • Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

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    As a tentative rule I do not believe in remakes. I am weary of Wonka, Jon Favreau and Evil Deads ad nauseum. I do believe in intertextuality and the satisfaction of invoking a familiarity amongst the exciting and new. Eggers’ Nosferatu is so aware of itself, so aware of the cinematic tradition it grows from that it is not so much a remake but a tribute, an elaboration and a new spark in a constellation of gothic cinema.Β 

    What really…

  • eXistenZ

    eXistenZ

    β€œI’m very worried about my body” yeah I would be too, you just had a gaming butthole installed

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

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    Watching A listers do silly voices for 2 hours… a reasonable amount of fun

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

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    Osgood? More like Osbangaverage.Β 

    (Wanted to like it so bad)

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  • Scala!!!

    Scala!!!

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    Greatest tragedy of my life is being born too late for Scala πŸ’”

  • Fragments of Paradise

    Fragments of Paradise

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    Unbearably touching. Real lump-in-throat shit.