Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kill, Baby... Kill! 1966

  ★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  the setting and effects are super cool but i was kinda bored😕

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  Magic 1978

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  god forbid a man have a hobby

Popular reviews

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  The Graduate 1967

  ½ Watched 20 Jun 2024

  🚨WHAT🚨 is this
  why is it so highly rated
  why was it made
  i wish i could unwatch it, i wish i could have those 106 minutes back (which felt more like 206)

  ben is a fucking disgrace in every way, he is thoroughly devoid of personality, we’re talking major dud

  i didn’t find the dynamic between ben and mrs robinson compelling, his relationship with elaine is nonsensical, and it’s just weird for weird’s sake with completely pointless scenes and sequences

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  Carrie 1976

  ½ Watched 05 Aug 2024

  actually intolerable, another short story painfully stretched to feature length via the slowest pans and zooms possible
  i was legitimately struggling by the end, on my knees begging it to wrap up

  another boring, asinine plot from america’s greatest horror author, like i could’ve written something more interesting in middle school

  i liked sissy as carrie, her expression during the prom slaughter scene was amazing, but unfortunately it wasn’t even close to enough to save the movie

  i’m not disappointed, just mad

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