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Enter the Void 2009
Male director confuses incest with depth—shocker. Would give 0 stars if I could.
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Longlegs 2024
not very fleshed out. Basically a generic “sinister”-type horror movie with solid cinematography and a slightly (and I mean slightly) more well-written script. Why’d they make Nick Cage an insta baddie??? Why did people eat this up even though it was just a poor SOTL imitation???
For a moment I thought it was making me feel uneasy but then I realized I was actually just digesting the 24 mussels and a 6 crab seafood boil I bodied 15 mins before the movie started
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