Chris

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forever drafting my reviews in the notes app throughout watching the films

Favorite films

  • Fire of Love
  • The Iron Giant
  • WHAM!
  • My Big Fat Greek Wedding

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  • Meantime

    ★★★★

  • Night on Earth

    ★★½

  • Nowhere

    ★★★

  • Come and See

    ★★★½

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  • Meantime

    Meantime

    ★★★★

    Miserable England. Very depressing film. The men are absolutely vile but very much moulded by being victims of a shitty shitty country under thatcher that doesn’t care about them. Jesus, England is just so shit. What a dump. Breeding eternally miserable angry people who are aimlessly insecure and dejected. Exceptional acting from everyone, literally exceptional. The second half was fantastic. Last scene with the mother was heartbreaking. The harpsichord music was too much though lmao, too much 1980s

  • Night on Earth

    Night on Earth

    ★★½

    Honestly every character in this was a fucking cunt which made it literally exhausting to watch, every bloody segment just arsehole characters. Two hours of entitled rudeness. Except for the LA segment ironically

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  • Manic

    Manic

    ★★★

    Joseph Gordon levitts 00s low budget indie social political era was great

  • Women at War

    Women at War

    ★★★★

    When I say I was HOOKED to this. French Desperate housewives meets World War I. Each one of those women were such a big slay, all the ugly men were fucking cunts and all the sexy ones were absolute angels. I cannot get over how camp the French are for going into battle wearing a silly cotton hat and red trousers. All these people saying it was too many plot lines going on at once you’re all weak sorry. Yes to women, yes to lesbians, yes to sexy French men; VIVE LA FRANCE