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  WALL·E 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  If :3 was a robot

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025 1

  Theo James (with a mullet) can play with my monkey

Popular reviews

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  King Kong 2005

  ★★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025 1

  Bitch, it's King Kong, yes, it's King Kong
  Bitch, it's King Kong, this is Kin' Kong
  Chinese ink on, Siamese links on
  Call me 2 Chainz, name go ding-dong
  Bitch, it's King Kong, yes, I'm King Kong
  This is King Kong? Yes, Miss King Kong
  In my kingdom with my Timbs on
  (How many championships?) What? Six rings on
  They need rappers like me
  They need rappers like me
  So they can get on their fuckin' keyboards and make me, the bad guy
  NAOMI WATTS-LI

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  Planet Terror 2007

  ★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  This film was camp nonsense

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