Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  My god what a clunking piece of shit. I wanted to like this film, and I did for the first 30-45 minutes...but in typical Eggers fashion, the narrative becomes muddy and stale with no real umph or reason to care. I adore his attention to detail and world building, but as the movie goes on I dislike it more and more. I bet Eggers would do a bang up job making history channel movies where he only has to portray…

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  Batman Begins 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Aug 2023

  Rewatched this last night. It's better than the crap put out nowadays in the superhero genre....I still didn't enjoy the rewatch as much as I originally did. I'm so so so tired of superheroes.

Popular reviews

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  Murdercise 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Jul 2023

  Independent B movies get their own star system--and in that category I give them 4 out of 5. Cheezy and sleazy, the way 80s horror should be! Keep doing your thing, A&P! Lots of love

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  ★ Watched 11 Jul 2023

  1 star for the first 15 minutes being pretty cool. 
  Fuck Kathleen Kennedy, and fuck Disney.
  It's really cool to show up for a hero's last outing just to have him be saved by a Mary Sue. I mean what a god tier character tool that is, definitely worth the big bucks. The CGI was trash--half of the action scenes aren't even in fucking focus, and the script rewrites are glaringly evident, despite what the homie James Mangold lied about…