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Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  What a long ass episode of black mirror

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Best Final Destination of All Time

Popular reviews

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  Suitable Flesh 2023

  ★ Watched 27 Jan 2024

  The movie equivalent to hot dog water. If you ever think of trusting Rotten Tomatoes, just know this movie has an 84% score. I need to know what unforgivable things this director did to get that rating. Painfully boring and silly (in a bad way). The sex scenes made me audibly cackle they were so hilariously bad.

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  If watching Emma Stone play a sex worker with the brain of an infant have rough sex with Gollum...then boy do I have the film for you!

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