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Hans Zimmer & Friends: Diamond in the Desert 2025
I FUCKIN LOVE MOVIES. DUDES ROCK.
ok but really this was overly long, the b/w interviews were so circle-jerky, and no Prince of Egypt was played. Otherwise, I don’t ascribe to the Zimmer hate. I love all my score/soundtrack babes.
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Led Zeppelin - The Song Remains the Same 1976
Damn I love concert movies, even if they’re spliced with replicated footage. I’d follow Robert Plant on the back of a horse anywhere.
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The Nutcracker 1993
#20.
OMG she comes flying in with the Macaulay Culkin hat trick! didn’t plan this, but I was feeling in a very nutcrackery mood tonight. 1993 was solidly in our National Culkin-Dominance-Era. (same year as The Good Son!? The range!!)
My beige flag is that the 1st Act is my favorite. The Nutcracker Suite (you know, the dancing flowers, coffees, and candies) just doesn’t get me as fired up. For me, it’s the adult house party scenes, creepy Drosselmeyer, and THE GODDAMN MAGIC CHRISTMAS…
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 2001
I can’t believe I’ve never reviewed this. Peak early 2000s action movie that can do no wrong (ok fine, really heavy on the daddy issues which is a bit tiring)
⏳Everyone is impossibly good looking, obviously Angelina, with bonus points to our two villain men
⏳she has the most badass scenes, special shout-out to white PJs, evening gymnastics, shootout in my English mansion tricked out with so many toys
⏳making cargo pants and a tank top look like high fashion… with the incredible slate gray cloak she wore dog-sledding? Incredible outfits.
⏳amazing use of Deep by Nine Inch NailsLife was good pre 9-11
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