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Baywatch 2017
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The most “sure, whatever man” of movies. I have so many thoughts on why this movie is bad, but to sum it up into one sentence: Who cares?
Who cares about the generic action plot?
Who cares about the stupid jokes and quips?
Who cares about the character relationships or the characters themselves?
Who cares about Baywatch?Hasselhoff had a batter cameo in SpongeBob.
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The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker 2023
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In the sense of telling a compelling narrative, this was alright, I guess. Praise section over.
This documentary solidifies a lot of things for me, mainly my hatred for reality TV, The Kardashians, Netflix, and true crime documentaries. I don't know what compelled me to watch it, but all it left me was bored and annoyed. Anything I could say about why this sucks has been said so much better by so many other reviews, but I'll explain my complaints…
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The Last Witch Hunter 2015
A generic fantasy movie mixed with a generic action movie. At least Vin Diesel looked like he was having a fun time. Oddly reminds me of the first Suicide Squad movie and those Tom Cruise Mummy movies, visually speaking. All around I felt bored, and that's about it.
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