Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Woman in the Yard 2025

  ★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Man, I was really digging this for the vast majority of the runtime. It's decently suspenseful, there's a lot of genuinely interesting and cool camera shots, and Danielle Deadwyller is always good to see. Unfortunately though, that ending is one of the worst I've seen in a long time. I don't think it completely ruins the viewing experience for me, but it left a bad taste in my mouth.

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  The trailer greatly oversold how much of a comedy this movie is. Like, don't get me wrong, it's decently funny at times and there's some good satire, but this is much more of a conventional monster movie than I was expecting. Although, there's a lot of good actors giving good performances in this, so it's very rarely boring, I just wish they did a bit more with it.

Popular reviews

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  What Is a Woman? 2022

  ½ Watched 03 Jun 2022

  This "documentary" is incurious, unfunny, cruel, and weird about children. So in those ways, it's the perfect embodiment of The Right in America.

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  Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 31 May 2019 1

  I don't know what to tell ya. King of the Monsters's plot has all the same problems older Godzilla movies have; a paper thin story held together by flat human characters delivering cheese-tastic dialog. And like those older Godzilla movies, it doesn't matter even a little bit.

  The plot is there to get us to the different monster set pieces, and it does that job about as well as you could realistically ask for. The characters are barely even one…