Sorry in advance.

I think I would've probably given this the full five stars if I was at all a fan of K-Pop, but I still really liked this. The action was really well choreographed, especially when it was set to one of the group's songs, the animation in general was just gorgeous, the jokes were really solid and mostly landed with me, and I was decently invested in the drama, too. The climax felt a little rushed, but I still really dug this.
This "documentary" is incurious, unfunny, cruel, and weird about children. So in those ways, it's the perfect embodiment of The Right in America.
I don't know what to tell ya. King of the Monsters's plot has all the same problems older Godzilla movies have; a paper thin story held together by flat human characters delivering cheese-tastic dialog. And like those older Godzilla movies, it doesn't matter even a little bit.
The plot is there to get us to the different monster set pieces, and it does that job about as well as you could realistically ask for. The characters are barely even one…