Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Y’all need more weed.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  WHAT A STUPID LITTLE ASSHOLE. The whole time I was screaming “WHAT IS HE, LIKE 14?!” Punch him, someone, please.

Popular reviews

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  Spirited Away: Live on Stage 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Apr 2023

  You wish you had moves as smooth as No Face.

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  Babette's Feast 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Apr 2023

  Beige, pious people in a beige, pious world are scared to eat a beautiful, decadent, multi-course French feast because they think it is witchcraft and will invite evil.

  In Minnesota, we’d hit ‘em after church on Sunday with a tater tot hot dish, a brewski, and bars for dessert, and then the rest of the movie would be a 3-hour long goodbye.