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  Napoleon 2023

  Watched 22 Nov 2023

  Ridley Scrotum just made a big mistake messing with the Napoleon GOATaparte Standom. He doesn't realize we're veterans of Epic History TV and waiting for Oversimplified: Napoleonic Wars Part 2 to drop. Telling us to "get a life"; ermm... you mean 'Napoleon: a Life' by Andrew Roberts?? Cause yeah, I was planning on reading that again, thanks for reminding me. So let me put it to ya this way Ridley Schmuck; this is gonna be yer last duel.

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  Waterloo 1970

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Nov 2023 1

  Ridley Didly Doo Da Scott coping and seething cause Sergei BondarChad beat him to the punch 53 years ago. Guess that's what happens when your only good film is House of Peakci. Let's face it gamers, I think Napoleon himself said it best when he said "Never interrupt your enemy when he has L rizz", and Ridley Scunt has rizz in Ohio that's for sure. #AwkwardSauce

Popular reviews

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  Little Man 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Apr 2022 1

  Born too late to explore the Earth.

  Born too early to explore the galaxy.

  Born just in time to watch Little Man.

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  Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 May 2022 1

  This will be the first movie to make a weirdillion dollars.