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Minority Report 2002
It was a really cool movie, lots of cool camera work and fun shots to make things look cool and realistically futuristic (for 2002), but the action was extremely slow (literally slow) and the emotional instability of the main character (Anderton) was honestly cringe at times.
It made it difficult to believe the plot because nobody would gladly help a guy after he just slammed them to the ground for asking a few questions and saying HE needs THEIR help.…
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Lady Ballers 2023
Surprisingly unironically one of the best written recent comedies I’ve seen as of late. Not even created in poor taste. It wad a bit too silly at times but they reined it back in before I could cringe. The final scene (with Walsh and Owens) was extremely lazy and did make me cringe due to how confusing and out of place it was, but the rest of the movie was so good that I could get over it. The Jordan Peterson cameo was so unexpected and well-done.
I had fun watching this movie; I’m probably going to watch it again.
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The Mummy 1999
He’s got no sense of respect and shes way too gullible, makes for an awful beginning to a relationship. She should ditch him, relationships beginning from sexual assault are doomed to fail or be torturous
Edit after finishing: the end was predictable from the beginnIng and the relationship was too forced. He had absolutely no character development and neither did she. The only one worth a damn was the brother and he was so neglected.
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The Boy and the Heron 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The Boy and the Heron
Whoever animated this took their time with the animation and sound effects.
I think they would have done well to account for the shifts in weight in terms of walking barefoot on the wooden floors, all of the characters’ weights are the same. The heron’s ”wings” sound too obviously like fabric, meaning that they’re too loud.
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