Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025 1

  Mormons get married this fast and they don’t even have mansions

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 27 May 2024 1

  Me when I wear jorts to the theater and see Glen Powell wearing jorts in the movie: Oh yeah jorts are sexy 😎😏

  Me when I realize that the jorts are supposed to represent Glen Powell is currently ugly: …. don’t look at me.

  
  When I bought my ticket it appeared that I was going to be the only one seeing Hit Man, to my surprise when I walked in it was a full theater. That wasn’t the only surprise…

Recent reviews

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  I Love You, Man 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This is the man cave, no women allowed here, i have a jerk off station for gods sakes
  
  I love when a ton of comedy actors, mostly in small roles, come together to make a super weird movie. 
  I think the most impressive part of this is how weird and uncomfortable Paul Rudd was the entire time?? How did they even come up with that many awkward sayings for him??

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  Between the Temples 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  okay im obsessed with this, the mudslides bit was too funny. All of the running bits in this are simply too good. Schwartzman was great and I loved the cozy nostalgic filming style. 

  Mormon shoutout lmao. Oh yeah we can grandfather you into heaven.

  Monumental fumble.

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★½ Watched 19 Feb 2024 2

  My real issue with this movie: WHY WAS EZEKIEL DUBBED THE ENTIRE MOVIE???

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Oct 2024

  The mom: 
  This is going to ruin the tour!
  What tour?  
  THE WORLD TOUR!!

  I liked this one more than the 1st. Due to the first laying down the ground work of the lore the sequel had more free range to show more traumatizing events happening to Skye and the amount of water she could chug.