Watching this film properly for the first time since I was like 12 has gaslighted me into thinking I’ve gone 24 years in my life without watching any good films. Don’t get me wrong, I love Avatar, and Avatar 2 is good as well, but this film has truly obliterated me tonight.
If you like Challengers and Dune 2, you’ll love this! 5 stars from me
Not incredible but cracked a few jokes and won me over by the end of it. However, I’d have preferred an alternate ending where they both die in the end, for historical reasons. Disappointed
This film is so shit it’s actually offensive. We skipped most of this film just to find out if what we predicted at the start was gonna happen, and it turns out that yes, a monkey could’ve written this.
Only way it would get 5 stars is if they unbleeped the swears so we can hear the scratty little dog say cunt
